Oh Boy Guides to Self-Gratification

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Oh Boy Guides to Giving and Taking (giftwrap in a book)

Kwanza or Christmas—Chanukah or otherwise. Around the world, The Holidays™ are a time of wonder and discovery for most—for others they’re a dreaded season of forced gaiety. Well, why force it? Use the Oh Boy Guides to Giving and Taking to make merriment a breeze. With friends or family, at prayer or at play, under the tree or over-the-counter, the Oh Boy Guides to Giving and Taking are sure to be your savior whatever the occasion. Big Book. 24 sheets of 22-inch by 36-inch double-sided giftwrap. Six styles per book, four sheets of each style. Sold four per case. Bigger Book. 48 sheets of 22-inch by 36-inch double-sided giftwrap. Six styles per book, eight sheets of each style. Sold two per case.

Oh Boy 9–5 Guide or Oh Boy Guide to the Daylight Hours (notebook)

Forced to compromise, we daily engage in a healthy mix of work and play. Listing groceries during “important meetings” and passing notes to old flames at sensitivity training seminars plays no small part in the quality of life. Try Oh Boy’s way to job (and personal) satisfaction: outside it’s all business; inside it’s a lined canvas on which to record your every whim. Sharpen your wit and watch ordinary to-do’s become promising what-ifs. Even incoherent meeting notes turn into well-written plans of action. 100 lined pages, chrome Wire-o™ bound with a hardback, protective polypropylene-coated cover. Available in eighteen styles (twelve patterns and six solids).

Oh Boy Guide to Reading and Writing (letter forms)

Keeping in touch needn’t be unsanitary. Is the notion of your tongue’s journey across 9 inches of vaguely minty and slightly sweet sealant getting in the way of your correspondence with that special someone? No longer. Just write, peel and seal. No licking or stuffing necessary. Whether staying in touch or saying “so long,” do it with the same flair. The Oh Boy Guide to Reading and Writing is a welcome sight in anyone’s box. Twelve individual letter forms. Available in nine styles. Packaged in a clear, resealable, polypropylene bag. Sold by style, four per case.

Oh Boy Guides to Giving and Taking (tape)

Clear, packing, electrical, duct, masking, double-sided. Still using one of these to seal the deal? Functionality needn’t be heinous. Whether silencing a captive’s screams, removing lint from your favorite v-neck or wrapping a gift, Oh Boy sealing tape will do the job with style to spare. One 300-inch spool of 3-inch by 1-inch pressure-sensitive tape strips. Available in twelve styles. Sold by style, four per case.